“Pity the poor fantasy football-league commissioner.

Forced to deal with owners who pay late, draft dawdlers, endless griping about the rules and owners who want better tight end scoring, the job of commissioner is no picnic. Commissioners must front the money for online league hosting fees, must chase down non-paying owners and (more often than not) find themselves stuck with the bill for pizza and beer consumed during the draft.

Even after the draft is over, they must scrub the beer and salsa stains from their rugs and figure out what to do with a four-foot-by-eight-foot draft board.”